
Fun, I know. Don't be jealous. I can pass it on to you for a very minimal fee. Then you too can have the sensation of sledgehammers smacking you on your skull. I'll also throw in itchy throat, watery eyes and crazy fatigue as well. As a bonus, dizziness and nausea are also included. Ear infections are extra $$, but I do have some to throw around if the price is right. Hurry up and order this wonderful experience before it goes away. Operators are standing by.